Here are a few examples:
Cutie: Do horses bite?
Me: Sometimes, but not usually.
Cutie: How about sharks.
Me: Yes! They have sharp teeth!
Cutie: Do frogs bite?
Me: No. I don't think frogs have teeth.
Cutie: How about acorns?
Me: (Laughing) You silly.
Me: What kind of pudding would you like, chocolate or vanilla?
Cutie: Acorn.
Me: (Laughing) I'll get right on that.
Cutie: Sweetie won't share with me.
Me: Ok, Sweetie, you can play with (whatever it is) for two more minutes and then you need to share with your sister.
Sweetie: ACORN!!!
Not totally sure why they latched on to this acorn thing, but it makes Matt and me laugh every time! I was browsing on one of my favorite etsy shops and I found this print. It's called "Acorn Twins." How perfect is that? It's hanging in their room right now. They love it, and so do I.
